Is My Family Crazy Funny Thoughts About Families

Do you find your house overrun with cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents every holiday—people who spend the evening arguing about who is the best football player or which TV sitcom is the funniest? Do you have to fight your way to the bathroom every morning when your dad, brother or your family cat want to go at the same time you do? Do you wonder why your favorite lipstick magically disappears from your drawer only to reappear in your sisters purse? If shouting matches and banging doors are common occurrences in your family, dont worry. Your family is not crazy, and you are not alone.   Why Love My Crazy Family To answer this question, you need to evaluate your family without prejudice. Here are some things you need to keep in mind: Each family member is specialFamily rules help build characterYour family misses you when you are awayFamilies bond when they share humor Laughter  brings families closer. When you share a joke or a funny quote with your family, you strengthen the bond between your family and you. Siblings forget their wars, parents loosen up, and  grandparents  feel connected with the rest of the family. Make humor a daily family affair. Here are some  funny quotes from people who have families just like yours. Share them with your family members. Quotes About Loving Family Ashleigh Brilliantâ€Å"If you dont believe in ghosts, youve never been to a family reunion.†Erma Bombeckâ€Å"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.†Jeff Lindsayâ€Å"I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?†Marshall McLuhanâ€Å"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.†Ben Bergorâ€Å"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.†Ed Asnerâ€Å"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare.†Charles Martinâ€Å"Never judge someone by their relatives.†Anna Quindlenâ€Å"In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.†Douglas Adamsâ€Å"Humans are not proud of their ancestors and rarely invite them round to dinner.†Dodie Smithâ€Å"The family—that dear octopus from who se tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.†Mark Twainâ€Å"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.†Judith Martinâ€Å"Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.†Gail Lumet Buckleyâ€Å"Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.†Letty Cottin Pogrebinâ€Å"If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange—a circle of sections, held together but separable, each segment distinct.†Rodney Dangerfieldâ€Å"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.†Robert Frostâ€Å"The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.†George Burnsâ€Å"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.†Michel le Pfeifferâ€Å"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can and hold our breath and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.†Robert Braultâ€Å"The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.†